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[14:14] < Richard > ice cream!
[14:14] < icecream > hi
[14:15] < Ferd > hows bitchville?
[14:15] < icecream > what?
[14:15] < Richard > yea
[14:15] < Richard > hows bitchville matt
[14:15] < Ferd > yea how is it
[14:15] < Ferd > we want to know
[14:15] < Richard > yea
[14:16] < Richard > tell us
[14:16] < Burns > Oh yeah, how's Bitchville?!
[14:16] < Richard > yea
[14:16] < jeresig > the hell is bitchville?
[14:16] < jeresig > the hell is bitchville?
[14:17] < Ferd > yeah matt how the hell is it?
[14:17] < Richard > tell us
[14:17] < Burns > I hear Bitchville is Hell, icecream ; thoughts?
[14:17] < tdudley > did someone say Bitchville?
[14:18] < Ferd > now for the love of god icecream , tell us how bitchville is today
[14:18] < Richard > icecream: tell us about bitchville
[14:19] < jeresig > I'm almost at the point of googling to try and figure out what bitchville is, even though I know it's just
                    some crap nonsense you guys made up
[14:19] < Richard > icecream: explain bitchville to jeresig
[14:19] < Ferd > no no you should google it
[14:20] < Ferd > Esa -bel: derived from the French word belle, meaning bitchville.
[14:20] < Richard > icecream:
[14:20] < tdudley > http://www.mondo-exotica.net/nacaradogol/arquivos/bitchville_mauhumor.gif
[14:20] < tdudley > can someone translate that?
[14:20] < Burns > icecream: Can you explain this Bitchville thing to us more? I don't totally understand it or what you're doing
                  there.
[14:20] < jeresig > is it his place of work? is it his girlfriend's apartment?
[14:21] < jeresig > is it a codename of LIR?
[14:21] < Burns > And he just ignores our pleas for more explaination!
[14:21] < Richard > what a troll
[14:21] < tdudley > this is somehow in the first page of GIS results for "bitchville"
                    http://18.media.tumblr.com/QPnqMHihxmvavof9QenAfYnHo1_500.jpg
[14:21] < Burns > tdudley: That's how you get to Bitchville.
[14:22] < Ferd > Zero to bitchville in record time.
[14:23] < Ferd > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitchfield
[14:24] < Ferd > Oh my bad I forgot it's bitch VILLE
[14:26] < Richard > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollh%C3%A4ttan
[14:28] < Richard > Burns: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollywood
[14:32] < Ferd > After going to Bitchville I understand Matt's baldness a lot better
[14:33] < Richard > Ferd: why dont you go to bitchville with matt
[14:34] < Richard > icecream PMd me about bitchville
[14:35] < Ferd > Richard: whatd he say
[14:35] < Burns > Did he reveal what it is?!
[14:36] < tdudley > what the hell is going on ?
[14:36] < Richard > I'm not allowed to say
[14:36] < Ferd > Well, we know what it is.  I was more interested in how it is at the moment.
[14:36] < Richard > Ferd: i'll pm you
[14:37] < Burns > Oh god I'll never know the truth about Bitchville!
[14:39] < Ferd > Breaking news guys: Bitchville is OK

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[14:41] < mhoydis > i spend just 1 hour working and BAM like 900 lines of backlog
[14:41] < mhoydis > BAM!
[14:42] < Richard > mhoydis: all you missed was icecream complaining about bitchville
[14:42] < mhoydis > oh, how is bitchville?
[14:42] < Richard > OK
[14:43] < cmeiklejohn > is bitchville work?

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[15:05] < Dickie > bitchville?
[15:05] < Ferd > was he in bitchville?
[15:07] < tdudley > all bitchville, all the time
[15:07] < Ferd > where ever he goes, there he is at
[15:37] -- wtpa has changed topic for #really from "Sat: Skiing @ Sunday River 5:30am | Sun: Brunch and Oscar Party @ Richard's
           2pm" to "drinks @ bitchville 8pm | Sat: Skiing @ Sunday River 5:30am | Sun: Brunch and Oscar Party @ Richard's 2pm"

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[15:39] < tdudley > so where are these drinks occurring?
[15:39] < Richard > bitchvile
[15:39] < Richard > ask matt
[15:40] < jeresig > bitchville is the fab lab
[15:41] < tedbowman > WTF what is bitchville
[15:41] < Ferd > Yeah icecream tell us what bitchville is
[15:42] < tedbowman > icecream: what is bitchville
[15:43] < tdudley > oh god this meme won't die.
[15:46] < tedbowman > i am not going to bitch ville until someone fucking tells me where that is
[15:48] < Richard > wtpa
[15:48] <@wtpa > Richard: drinks 8pm @ bitchville
[15:48] < tdudley > bitchville is wherever you want it to be.
[15:48] < Richard > i think its a state of mind
[15:48] < tdudley > it's a special place within all of us
[15:48] < Ferd > MATT HORAN STATE OF MIND
[15:48] < jeresig > BALDVILLE
[15:49] < tdudley > Bitchville is bigger than the sum of its parts
[15:50] < tdudley > Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Bitchville. It exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and
[15:50] < tdudley > Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Bitchville. It exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and
                    you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the
                    world if there were no Bitchville. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no
                    childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should
[15:50] < tdudley >  have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be
                    extinguished.
[15:51] < tdudley > Nobody sees Bitchville, but that is no sign that there is no Bitchville. The most real things in the world are
                    those that neither children nor men can see.
[15:51] < Ferd > Hey hey this is not the fucking land of Oz or some shit.  Come now.
[15:52] < Richard > Anyways, I don't care about this anymore.

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[15:58] < Mendel > So, Berkley at 8pm then?
[15:58] < Mendel > Where's the food.at?
[15:58] < Ferd > Yep.
[15:58] < Ferd > Be sure to BYOB.
[15:58] < Mendel > Bring your own Bitching?
[15:59] < tdudley > wait bitchville doesn't even have it's own bitch supply?
[15:59] < mhoydis > wtpa
[15:59] <@wtpa > mhoydis: drinks 8pm @ bitchville
[16:01] < Robert > how do you get wtpa to give you directions?
[16:01] < tdudley > it has to know where the location is
[16:03] < Robert > so even wtpa doesn't know what bitchville is
[16:05] < Burns > "mike, if i can only get an answer to that lisp question or to this one, i pick this one: what is bitchville?" -
                  coworker
[16:05] < Richard > wtpa
[16:05] <@wtpa > Richard: drinks 8pm @ bitchville (I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. http://bit.ly/hB4skn)
[16:06] < icecream > he fuck is bitchville?

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[16:08] < Ferd > Won't you take me down, to Bitchville.
[16:08] < Ferd > Won't you take me down, to Bitchville.
[16:09] < icecream > Take me down to the paradise Bitchville.
[16:09] < Robert > B I T C H V I L L E
[16:09] < icecream > Where the grass is green and the girls are bitchy.
[16:11] < Ferd > No that's Whorenow City.
[16:11] < Ferd > You guys must've failed Geography.
[16:12] < Burns > I was never able to find Bitchville.
[16:15] < tdudley > controlling Bitchville is the key to winning Risk

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[16:15] < Burns > "bitchville" being in @theparty's Twitter has gained us two followers.

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[16:24] < Burns > Hell? I hear Bitchville is hell!

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[16:48] < Fred > i have no idea whats going on
[16:48] < Burns > We're just excited to go to Bitchville.
[16:49] ~~~ Fred packs the station wagon

[16:56] < Fred > Godspeed astronauts.  Plant the USA flag on Bitchville for us.
[16:56] < tdudley > You're missing teh SHUTTLE TO BITCHVILLE

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[17:16] < Richard > chessie moved to bitchville
[17:16] < chessie > i don't know what bitchville is but i am offended
[17:16] < tdudley > chessie: ask icecream
[17:16] < Richard > chessie: ask icecream
[17:16] < Fred > icecream: tell her
[17:16] < tdudley > he's the mayor of Bitchville on 4square

[17:18] < chessie > Richard: i'll give you all of the space you want!
[17:19] ~~~ chessie stomps away
[17:19] < Fred > theres tons of space in bitchville
[17:19] < Richard > looks like bitchvilles population numbers are going to be off this census

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[17:50] < icecream > What's a bitchville?

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19:41:36 < jeresig > wtpa cancel drinks
19:41:39 -- wtpa has changed topic for #really to "Sat: Skiing @ Sunday River
            5:30am | Sun: Brunch and Oscar Party @ Richard's 2pm | Wed:
            Courtney's Quitting Party @ Cantina La Mexicana 7pm"
19:41:55 < icecream > :/
19:42:07 < Richard > guess not
19:42:14 < jeresig > I'm getting txts from people trying to figure out where
                     bitchville is

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20:52:48 < icecream > Robert is writinga movie?!
20:52:58 < Robert > Uh sure? 
20:53:03 < Burns > Oh that's wonderful!
20:53:06 < Burns > I love movies!
20:53:11 < icecream > Congrats!
20:53:12 < Richard > make sure to follow the bitchville 95 protocol