The Contest
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The Contest
The Contest was started when Burns was couch surfing at WVA; late 2005. It turned out that no one in the room of six people has had anal sex. Surprising, when you consider the statistics. So, the contest became: who would be the first? The likely winners were:
- Sarah, because she has an anal fixation. (As I typed this she sent an IM to Ted saying, "I have to poop".)
- Burns, because he's determined to win all the contests.
[winner, with Chicago Sarah] - Matt, because he's going to come out of the closet eventually.
Now in its eighth month, the contest is still going strong with no clear winner. Dicky and Sarah almost won except Dicky couldn't perform the wining move. Burns is too lazy to really win. And Matt is still in the closet. I mean, not actually gay.
Winner: Dicky! 48 hours before Burns and Chicago Sarah.
The Second Contest
Another Contest was started because a suprising number of our friends still haven't to this day had sex. The contestants were:
- Fred: Fred is the underdog in this match. He has been spending a lot of time with Lindsay however. [check]
- Jared: Recently he has obtained a girlfriend. However, she left for the summer so it's both helping and hurting his cause.
- Matt: Things were looking promising for Matt, but when it was time for him to perform he wasn't able to follow through. Now may be trailing behind Fred. A lady friend of Sarah-the-house has been expressing interest in his balding head as a playtoy. A finish line is in view. [check]
The Winner and Reigning Champion
Jared Stander
After a long grueling battle for honor and bragging rights, we have a winner! You may pick up your prize in the snatch of a Vietnamese masseuse. Thank you for playing.
The Third(some) Contest
The contestants were:
- Burns: because he is determined to win all the contests.
- Matt: because he is determined to beat Burns.
- John: because four beubs are better than two.
- Dickie: because he needs a new wardrobe.
And winner was:
Fred?
