Sexual Prowess Euphamisms
From Whiteboard
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Fred Howland
Child in a haunted house
Thought it would be fun, but terrified after entering.
Matt Horan
Sasquash in a closet
A furry erectus, banging around in the dark confused.
Ted Bowman
Serial killer with a jackhammer
Carefully plans opportunities to diabolically pound away while screaming.
Mike Distaula
Failed Rocket Launch
Everything goes as expected for the first 150 seconds, but then there's a horrible explosion leaving everyone saddened.
Tim Dudley
Villan in a Slasher Film
Heartlessly in pursuit of victim who will ultimately end up on blood soaked sheets.
Richard Herold
Yoga Instructor in Downward Dog
FACE DOWN ASS UP
