Mike Burnsisms

It's a thing.
Yeah! I'm Mike Burns!
Good riddance.
Matt just says things.
It's good!
So I was balls-deep in this guy's ass when he turns around and asks me for a kiss. What a fag.
What the queer is this gay?
What the jizz is this cock?
You brought her.
Not it!
Loves the cock. Loves it.
I would.
You would.
It's killing me.
Your opinion is wrong.
Yeah that's right.
Dibs!
I see no problem with this.
Thank you! [In repsonse to someone exclaiming how big something is]
Next question!
... and you're ugly.
Yeah, suck that cock!
Slap her!
I'll do anything that moves!
He's in his room, crying and masturbating, using the tears as lubricant.
Vegtables are gay
Tell Kait to look at IRC to see my awesome zing.
Hot damn!
We have so much in common!
Story checks out.
OK.
Anyone else?