Man, I would live with ...
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... My girlfriend
Because she:
- Will put out when I wake up at 3am
- Shares my bed
- Does my laundry
... Dicky
Because he:
- Has a PS2.
- Fuck if I know?
... Burns
Because he:
- Bathes semi-regularly. We think. Maybe he doesn't, but regardless, he doesn't smell that bad. Usually.
... Jared
Because he:
- Is passive-aggresive.
- Has a short fuse.
- Time travel.
... Matt
Because he:
- Is bald(ing).
... Fred
Because he:
- Never would have women over. No trouble sleeping at night.
