John

John is our fifth roommate. He's not around often because of his career in the auto industry.

See, John works as a drink selector for cars. He's invited to parties to select drinks for the people there but only if they drove there. this is a secret business. It's a skill he's developed over the years, but he can't really describe how he does it. He just does, ya know?

John sometimes likes to go for long walks in the park. He spends this time escaping the pressures of the daily grind to have a joint and relax. He sometimes dates women but can rarely find the connections he is looking for in his personal life that he aspires to.

John only wears nike shoes. No one has been able to explain why and he seems to be very sensitive on the subject.

John always says he likes tacos and tuesdays but does not like taco tuesdays. It is because of his mexican upbrining in mexico.

Anyway, his job has made him rather famous, so he's often flown out to parties across the US (he just did his first foreign party the other day, a rave in Germany).

Sometimes he's not home when he expects to be. Hah, maybe he's stuck in Customs again for the drug trafficking. Oh man, once the party thrower wasn't happy with the party and cancelled John's flight home---man, it is a _long_ walk from LA to Boston!

He totally schools Dicky in Red Alert 2, but loses to Matt. His excuse for losing to a bald, drooling guy is, "If I had all my toes I'm sure I could win against the special boy". (Speaking of his toes, don't mention apes or zoos around him.)

At a prior job as a door-to-door salesman John stayed up late each night attempting to figure out the shortest round-trip that would only visit each property once.