Impressions
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Jared Stander
I'm pissed so I'm going to my room for days and not telling anyone. Also, I'm a neo-Nazi.
Via Dicky:
Since Dicky didn't take a shower during the afternoon when I was at work this ONE day, he asked me what time I'd be getting up so that we could both take a shower and neither of us would be late for our respective appointments. WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT DOES MY ROOMMATE HAVE TO ASK ME WHEN I'M GOING TO BE USING THE BATHROOM THAT WE SHARE?! I'm going to flip out and be a passive aggressive asshole because I don't know what else to do.
Mike DiStaula
Nothing I do is ever my fault.
Via Jared:
Time for my monthly shower. Jared, when will you be showering so that our schedules won't conflict? I need to scrub the month's worth of filth off my body, but not with soap because I don't use that.
Matt Horan
I don't like the new dynamic.
Gaaaahhh. Mmmmmmrrh. Who wants ice cream? Blllauuugh!! Duuuur.
Why am I so angry?
Also, I get pissed when people don't do what I want but don't follow through when they do.
I'm happy with the way it turned out.
I keep up on the latest Mike Burnsisms and just talk using those.
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Mike Burns
Oooh, what's that? He doesn't like her? Let's see if I can tell other people just to cause a great big fight. I'll put it on the Web!
Also, you're dumb and ugly and no one loves you and quite frankly you smell bad.
Jen Ulrich
I'm sorry.
Sarah Becherer
I get my favorite bands from Pitchfork. Aren't these retro clothes so hip? bff4l lol haha
Ted Bowman
Whats good? Who wants food? Women! Women! Women! Ass to mouth! Women! It's not true! Poop in a bucket!
