DICKIE system

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Demoralize

Demoralizing sets the stage for the whole process. The purpose of this phase is to make it clear to the competition very early on that Dickie is the alpha male, and will be having his pick of the women at the gathering. At this time it is emphatically demonstrated that any attempts to compete with Dickie will surely result in humiliation and emasculation. In the photo below, you can clearly note the facial expression of abject failure and despair on the male in the background.

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Interfere

Sometimes misidentified as the "Cockblock" step, The Interfere is actually a very subtle version of cockblocking. While to the casual observer it can be misconstrued as Dickie simply being annoying, in reality it is a very deliberate attempt at subterfuge. Here the goal is to isolate the target, so that it can be successfully cockblocked from all directions.

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Cockblock

The Core of the DICKIE System. Dickie directly prevents anyone from getting laid in an attempt to create an environment most palatable to his strengths.

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Keep cockblocking

A subtle transition from the Cockblocking stage, the Keep cockblocking stage prolongs the state of cockblocking to an unbearable level for the average male. At this point most Men give up, letting Dickie gain much more favorable odds.

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Initiate

When the competition has finally been for all intents and purposes negated, the Initiate step occurs. Dickie moves in on his prey without opposition. He is their only option.


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Ejaculate

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